Bahhhhhh

eye iz backkkzzzzz.

that's all I need to say.

seriously.

watch out, bloggers...da emmstah, is back and more ballin than evaaaa.

bahahahaha.

♥

ciao

-Emmy

Post For Today: Natasha Beddingfield Thinks She's A Homegirl

LOL

nuff said Fred.

just look at her mannerisms.

haha.

it's cute.

-Emmy

I Forgot Where I Found This Spread...

oh well.

enjoy betches.




































Adorable. And if I wasn't completely lazy today I would look up all the info on this spread but...alas...lol

ciao losers.

-Emmy

Ten Reasons I Despise Spring

I know spring is the season everyone is supposed to love, because its warm outside, and flowers bloom and all that, and I can appreciate flowers...however...here are the reasons I HATE spring.

1. STORMS...there are storms like everyday in spring...its so unneccesary...tornadoes! Like...wtf...thats why I'm going to live in Seattle in the Spring/Summer, and here in the Fall/Winter when I get older.

2. Heat...I hate heat...it pisses me off. nuff said.

3. The fact that its not winter...I love winter so much...I want it to be winter all year long. Its such an amazing season.

4. April...its the worst season. Its just annoying.

5. Bees...I want all bees dead.

6. Did I already say STORMS?

well...I guess its not TEN, but...these are enough right?


I love rain...but seriously...storms? Super gay. Unless its a snowstorm. I could have those all day long. SO beautiful.

And even though my birthday is in May, a spring month, I hate spring. I do love my birthday thoughhhhh. :D

So, here's some inspiration.











hope this...inspires you.

Old tune of the day:



sex THAT.

ciao losers.

-Emmy

A Bit of Polywhore-ness

A whore for poly, I am.











*sigh* Been working around the clock for my online magazine and my indie film. But thats fine, because when my success is here it shall be worth it.

Comment away, dearies.

-Emmy

Cocktails At 7

Sick nastylicious.

While we're waiting for whoreicane Hannah to get over herself, and leave the area, I could use a cocktail.

*sip*

Ahhhh.

Loveyah like a coldsore.

-Emmy

PS: My pond is about to overflow. Haaaa.

OMB! *Oh My Beyonce*

She's superb. Just really really superb.

Does it get any more fabulous than this?

...I don't even really like Marie Claire, so much. This...however, I will most likely be buying. Haaaa.

Loveyah like a coldsore.

-Emmy

PS: VMAS ON SUNDAY! If you weren't going to watch before, just check out some of those Russell Brand promos! He's my baby's father.

Turning This One Woman Whore Corner

...into a bunch of whores sitting around, shelling out some epic posts and bringing you the shmexylicious posts you want, with honesty, creativity, and...that's prety much it. WTF do you want from meeeee? haaaa.

=]

I'll be adding more posters, and then I will be mosting much less, and mainly focus on being the editor of the blog. I'll edit it, and take their suggestions and create new looks for the blog, etc.

So...THATS THE BIG NEWS!

The new posters will start posting soon, so...comment them, and support them, and give them love like you have given ME!

You know the deal.

♥

Loveyah like a coldsore.

-Emmy

Vogue Nippon: October 2008

This is a part of one of the amazing spreads in that issue...thats right...the spread and cover posting Emmy is back my friends. haaaa.


The Posing Debutantes










hope you enjoyed, I'll bring you more...and I have a post coming up, to let you know about some changes that will be happening on my blog that I'm excited about!

loveyah like a coldsore.

-Emmy

...It's ALIVEEEE!

Hey Luxers, it IS moi. Did you miss me? *desperate look on her face* please say yes!

ha.

So, exciting news! I'm turning my blog...into a full blown website!

Yes, that's right...Emmy is taking this whore corner, and making it a fulltime brothel!

Now, it might take a bit of time to get it up and fully functioning, however, my father is buying me the website pretty soon! Then, we are going to try and find a graphic designer and programmer!

I'm really stoked...so...get ready...Emmy's about to shake up the web...and make it a bit more sarcastic! *throws confetti*

Okay so...in other news, I've recieved an online award and it was a part of this chain type thing, and I was TAGGED. Now...I'm a lazy person...really...the only thing I wont do laying down is consume food and beverages, and thats only because I'm afraid of choking, so I should really apologize for not returning the favor of giving the award.

SORRY.

But...I don't even remember who gave me the award and who I'm supposed to give it to anymore, but I will go on the record and say "I love you, and I appreciate it."

OKAY...one more peice of exciting Emmy news...I'M WRITING A FILM! Yes...I'm currently working on a screenplay, with my sister Andy, and its for a movie called "Copeland." Thats all the details I can give you. Of course, it will be indie and, since...it IS me, there has to be some sort of symbolic peice of something in there. haaa.

*laziness kicks in* I'm so tired of typing now...

alright...I had something else for you...uhh...what was it...

oh yes...

THIS:



my nails. I got them done in celebration of my last day of work at that hell hole Redskins Stadium.

YAY.

Okay so...I've got to go, I'll probably shell out some more posts and do some blog revamping, and put some new music up.

Ciao babies.

:D

-Emmy

PS: Who else thinks that Fashion Rocks 2008 needs to be here already? I'm too stoked to contain my excitement! If I had seams...I would be bursting at them. ;)

Need Your Emmy Fix?

I have been added as a contributor for Style Marauders!
http://www.stylemarauders.blogspot.com/
If I have NO new posts on here, I'll most likely have them on there.
I'm not totally abandoning this blog, haaaaa. I'll miss it, and YOU too much.
Check me out on there, though. You can subscribe to it, and everything.


Ciao, my loves.
Visit me on Style Marauders. ♥
Loveya like a coldsore.
-Emmy
PS: here's my nails, and my blackberry. =]

Let's Play Dress-Up.

Shall we?

-Emmy

Marry Me.

...now...I'm NO les. but...I'd totally go lesbianlicious for Chloe Sevigny.

then, I'd force her to have my children.

if...that were at all possible.

ciao, lambs.

love you like a coldsore.

-Emmy