BIG NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've started a magazine called Electric. www.myspace.com/lifeofluxe

we launch in late April.

if you like my random no-frills view on fashion, art, and all that snobby shit, you'll ♥ my magazine.

If you like uninspiring, boxed in, stale concepts...GO READ AMERICAN VOGUE.






(Thanks Sara http://sarainks.blogspot.com/)

she'll do your blog header for freeeeeeee.

she's also the art director for my magazine, so you better get as many beautiful pictures from her as you can, before she's too tied down with magazine work)



-Emmy

Where Yo Boss At?

I'm here, forrealies this time.

I told you gimme a minute and I'll be right back.



My dick, VIP...yo shit, needs ID.

-Emmy

Bahhhhhh

eye iz backkkzzzzz.

that's all I need to say.

seriously.

watch out, bloggers...da emmstah, is back and more ballin than evaaaa.

bahahahaha.

♥

ciao

-Emmy

Post For Today: Natasha Beddingfield Thinks She's A Homegirl

LOL

nuff said Fred.

just look at her mannerisms.

haha.

it's cute.

-Emmy

I Forgot Where I Found This Spread...

oh well.

enjoy betches.




































Adorable. And if I wasn't completely lazy today I would look up all the info on this spread but...alas...lol

ciao losers.

-Emmy

Ten Reasons I Despise Spring

I know spring is the season everyone is supposed to love, because its warm outside, and flowers bloom and all that, and I can appreciate flowers...however...here are the reasons I HATE spring.

1. STORMS...there are storms like everyday in spring...its so unneccesary...tornadoes! Like...wtf...thats why I'm going to live in Seattle in the Spring/Summer, and here in the Fall/Winter when I get older.

2. Heat...I hate heat...it pisses me off. nuff said.

3. The fact that its not winter...I love winter so much...I want it to be winter all year long. Its such an amazing season.

4. April...its the worst season. Its just annoying.

5. Bees...I want all bees dead.

6. Did I already say STORMS?

well...I guess its not TEN, but...these are enough right?


I love rain...but seriously...storms? Super gay. Unless its a snowstorm. I could have those all day long. SO beautiful.

And even though my birthday is in May, a spring month, I hate spring. I do love my birthday thoughhhhh. :D

So, here's some inspiration.











hope this...inspires you.

Old tune of the day:



sex THAT.

ciao losers.

-Emmy